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Top 10 Warriors - Before Gunpowder

by B0303596
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Created on: Apr-27-2011   Last updated:  Apr-27-2011
edCenter: Beck Junior High School - Howard
Format: 8.5"x11" - Choice of Hardcover/Softcover - Premium Photo Book
Theme: Class Book    Privacy: Everyone
Preview Limit: 28 Pages
 
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Joined: Dec-05-2010

*footsteps*



mr samberg, thanks for coming to your review



no problem



so your in charge around here, is that fair to say



absolutely, im the boss



ok so then take us through a day in the life of the boss



well the first thing i do is:



TALK TO CORPORATE (LIKE A BOSS)!



APPROVE MEMOS (LIKE A BOSS)!



LEAD A WORKSHOP (LIKE A BOSS)!



REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS (LIKE A BOSS)!



DIRECT WORKFLOW (LIKE A BOSS)!



MY OWN BATHROOM (LIKE A BOSS)!



MICROMANAGE (LIKE A BOSS)!



PROMOTE SYNERGY (LIKE A BOSS)!



HIT ON DEBRAH (LIKE A BOSS)!



GET REJECTED (LIKE A BOSS)!



SWALLOW SADNESS (LIKE A BOSS)!



SEND SOME FAXES (LIKE A BOSS)!



CALL A PHBT LINE (LIKE A BOSS)!



CRY DEEPLY (LIKE A BOSS)!



DEMAND A REFUND (LIKE A BOSS)!



EAT A BAGEL (LIKE A BOSS)!



HARASS THEN LAWSUIT (LIKE A BOSS)!



NO PROMOTION (LIKE A BOSS)!



SIP SOME VODKA (LIKE A BOSS)!



PHBT ON DEBRAHS DESK (LIKE A BOSS)!



BUY A GUN (LIKE A BOSS)!



IN MY MOUTH (LIKE A BOSS)!



oh phbt me i can phbt do it phbt



PHBT OUT (LIKE A BOSS)!



PUKE ON DEBRAHS DESK (LIKE A BOSS)!



JUMP OUT THE WINDOW (LIKE A BOSS)!



PHBT A PHBT PHBT (LIKE A BOSS)!



SCORE SOME PHBT (LIKE A BOSS)!



CRASH MY CAR (LIKE A BOSS)!



PHBT MY PHBT PHBT (LIKE A BOSS)!



EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS (LIKE A BOSS)!



CHOP MY PHBT OFF (LIKE A BOSS)!



PASS OUT IN THE SEWER (LIKE A BOSS)!



MEET A GIANT FISH (LIKE A BOSS)!



PHBT HIS BRAINS OUT (LIKE A BOSS)!



TURN INTO A JET (LIKE A BOSS)!



BOMB THE RUSSIANS (LIKE A BOSS)!



CRASH INTO THE SUN (LIKE A BOSS)!



NOW IM DEAD (LIKE A BOSS)!



uh huh, so thats an average day for you then



no doubt



you chop your phbt off and die



phbt yea



and i think at one point there you phbt your own phbt



nope



actually im pretty sure you did



nah, that aint me



ok, well, this has been eye opening for me



im the boss



yea i know i got that you said that 400 times



im the boss



yea, yea i got it



im the boss



ok great i heard you bye



(LIKE A BOSS)!

Messages from the author:

welcome to trollville. feel free to troll as much as you want. in fact, why dont you even type in a song?

 
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