*** - Confessions of a Teenage Sinner

In the past forty-eight hours i have been locked in a closet, kicked, blown up, shot at, hog tied, punched, clawed, cried on, and chased by mindless idiots that wanted to bash my head open with a lint roller. i have been scared shitless, strangled, dragged through mud and put on hold by 911. and up until this very moment i have managed not to complain once! i dont know about you, but i am very proud of me!