Ben Jones And The Fiery Pit Of Fire - Ben Jones

Ben Had It All. Looks, Ladies. Wait, No. Ben Had Nothing. Yet He's Sitting Here In A Book Rotting In The Prison Of Luticris. How'll He Get Out? Well, He DOES Need To Get To GAWD To Get THE ALL MIGHTY JEANS! No No Wait. That Was In Luticris. Hmm. What Does He Get? I Don't Know. But I'm Not Here To Tell You Am I?! NO! SO JUST READ THE STUPID BOOK! MAYBE I AM WORDS BUT THEY CAN HURT! OH THEY CAN HURT!