BRAD"S CHRISTMAS JOKE BOOK

Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids? A: He only comes once a year.

Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.

Q: Why cant' Christmas trees stand up? A: It doesn't have legs.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q:What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat? A:Merry Can (American)

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? A: Snowballs.

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish.

Q:What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A:a rebel

Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas? A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.

Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate clause