Diary Of An Average Kid (Almost)

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Created on: Sep-10-2013   Last updated: Sep-12-2013


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Dear Diary,

I am just your average, everyday person--- is what I WISH I could tell you. Actually, my life is sort of wacky and wild. My name is Krisselle Marticello, but you can call me Krisse. My BFF is Evony Tinez, and she has a passion for "Bitter Apple Spray". She'll eat anything--- as long as it is coated with that gross stuff.

Then, you should know about our teachers. One of them, Miss McCow, makes us hold pencils in old dirty socks, ONLY lets us use a blue pen, we can't use any sort of pencil, and we must only use a single-subject composition notebook!

And then there's the bus driver. He plays music like "If your happy and you know it" and "the hockey pokey"!

There's also little miss know-it-all, Braggie McKnowit. That's actually her real name. It fits her attitude SO WELL.

Don't forget Holt Bracer! He's the fifth cutest guy in my school, and he's single!

Yeah, so now you know my life is pretty tough. Couldn't you just help out for a change and read this book for me?

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I am a writer, and my specialty is fantasy and fiction books. I like to write about things that can't happen in reality. I also like drawing, designing covers to my books, playing the viola, playing with my puppy, biking with my friends, sleepovers, swimming, soccer, basketball, food, chilling with my cat, playing the piano, and thinking in my head of all the possibilities to write about in my next book.

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