Fresh Cut Flowers & Felonies - The Ultimate Guide to LEO Wife Life, Half-A*sed (but Delicious!) Baking, Homemaking, & Somewhat Feral Children

Straying from her usual children's writing style, Madeline dives into daily life with her husband and two children, outlining her artistry, cooking, and design skills in this tell-all and how-to mashup. Being the wife of a law enforcement officer (or LEO) for two years, schedule coordination and money-saving strategies undeniably come with the territory. As a self-proclaimed DIY extraordinaire and master at thrifting, Madeline shares tips and tricks to help manage the LEO family lifestyle. How to build a beautifully lived-in home (without breaking the bank!), quick and easy pre-shift meals, simple gardens, dealing with feral children, and some unhinged LEO wife advice included. Not included: A newly thrifted vase for the fresh cut flowers, or the multitude of calendars it takes to run a LEO household.