You does be wanting to read my book. Is probably best book you ever read. I tells all about being cat and how to do cat things and more! I thinks you should probably buy my book and maybe buy millions for all other human peoples that you be knowing.
I is Mochi. This is being my first book ever. I lives with BFF, Other Guy, and two little human boy peoples. I has stripes and soft fur. I likes hunting, sleeping, eating, and other cat things. I hopes you thinks I is best cat in whole entire universe. I thinks I probably is.