If you have a hard time explaining Jesus's parables to your kids,then this book is for you.
Thomas Herena was born in October 22, 1998. During his birth, Morgan Freeman narrated his birth. In fifteen years he would be sitting at his desk, making up a crazy, ridiculous biography. In another three years, he would be a PhD in Derpology. This science, previously thought a myth was now leading the way for cures for cancer, AIDS, global disasters, and kittens dying. When he laughs, babies are born in a field full of kittens and lavender.