Rilz' Mitchum is an amazing turtle-monkey from the bowels of Lake Michigan. His best friends are Plerry the wolf-plankton and George the baboon-mongoose. When he grows up, he wants to live in a log cabin on the outskirts of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, with 85 tiny lizard puppies. Heck yes!
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