Losing a Foot for Dummies - A Quick Guide to Get You Hopping

I dedicate this book

To my father,

Although his foot is not actually missing

He has lost use of it for some time

And I am absolutely certain it will drive him mad.

So I have collected useful (and maybe not so useful)

Bits of information, tips, and tricks to use

For when your head is full of brains

But your shoes are not full of feet.