Psst … Hey kids, does your dad hate bugs? Does he go crazy when they crawl on him in the garden while he’s got his hands covered in yucky compost? Does he wake up grumpy when they crawl on him while he’s sleeping? What about when you’re in the bush having a barbecue? Has he ever swallowed one? It’s time to freak him out! Tell Dad you’ve got a great story to read him before he goes to sleep and watch him go psycho when he sees the
pictures of all the bugs.
Sweet dreams Dad!