The Art of Duh! - A Guide to Ensure Your Kid Won't Grow Up to Be a Dick

This book is a self-help guide for expecting parents. The contents of this book will give the expecting parent insight on how to raise a child the proper way - non-dickish. Nobody on this earth wants to raise a child that will eventually grow up to be a dick, so why not start raising the little one(s) the correct way early on?

You are not advised to read this book if you:

1. have no sense of humor;

2. are easily offended (who isn't these days?);

3. want to raise a kid that will be dick (I don't know why);

4. are going to bash it to the liberal, one-sided media (whom is ruining this entire world); and

5. if you are just a big asshole (note: you may need to confer with someone in order to gain that understanding).

You are advised to read this book if you:

1. want to understand how not to raise a dick kid;

2. want a good laugh;

3. want to give a good gift to an expecting parent;

4. have a kid that grew up to be a dick and you want to see where you went wrong.