The Legend of Turd River

This book was written by two grown men for entertainment value for a friend that is currently in prison. Basically, it is a long fart joke meant to make the prison friend laugh. We did not set out to hurt or offend anyone. Although there is homophobia, racial slurs', and graphic violence and sexual content, this was all done intentionally for entertainment for our buddy. If you read something offensive and do not enjoy this book, just stop reading it. We have not edited any mistakes or plot line issues. I really just wanted to get it on paper so I don't have to look at a screen every time I read it.