This partial list of truths of getting along with real people on a daily basis was written for everyone's enjoyment. There is no semblance of order. If you have documentation that one or more of these absurdities are not public domain, contact me and I will include proper credits in a future edition. Any additional theorems will be greedily accepted as free gifts and included in future editions within reasons of taste. If any publisher is interested in my kind of writing, I have two and a half short autobiographies written and am capable of a monthly column or even a weekly column.
William Harold Yeazell is a prodigious, prolific, proficient, and productive freelance writer / photographer known for his quick wit and his mastery of sarcasm.