Valerie is a very voracious Velociraptor. She is very hungry, and will do anything to get some yum-yums in her tum-tums. Even eat her best friends. Valerie The Voracious Velociraptor teaches children to fend for themselves in this cruel world, and how to get ahead, and think of yourself first.
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The Falkinator Joined: Apr-22-2013 |
Jonathan Falk was born on a dying world far away. His parents, to save him, put him in a rocket ship and sent him to Earth. The last of a dead species, Jonathan dedicated himself to purging the world of evil and writing children's novels for little pay. A true hero, Jonathan lives in his Fortress of Solitude, with his seventeen concubines. He is the proud parent of several children.
