Valerie is a very voracious Velociraptor. She is very hungry, and will do anything to get some yum-yums in her tum-tums. Even eat her best friends. Valerie The Voracious Velociraptor teaches children to fend for themselves in this cruel world, and how to get ahead, and think of yourself first.
Jonathan Falk was born on a dying world far away. His parents, to save him, put him in a rocket ship and sent him to Earth. The last of a dead species, Jonathan dedicated himself to purging the world of evil and writing children's novels for little pay. A true hero, Jonathan lives in his Fortress of Solitude, with his seventeen concubines. He is the proud parent of several children.