My poetry assignment for English class.
About The Author
He is a great author who's favorite teacher is Mrs. Banister, eighth grade English. She is the greatest teacher, who loves her students, especially Jake, who is the greatest student. She will probably give Jake a perfect grade on this assignment. Jake is a genius who enjoys being awesome, writing getting perfect grades, his English class, and modesty. He is considered by one random pedestrian stranger who is defiantly NOT his mom as “A poetic genius who is probably the greatest writer of is, and most other, generations.”
Mrs. Banister unsarcasticly described him as “My favorite student.”
He began writing when he turned six, specializing in his name. He began writing stories early on, most of which were hailed as some of the greatest writings known to man. Everyone was jealous of his mad writing skills. He was inspired by his own mind, because he did not need anyone else to tell him how, or what, he wanted or needed to write. He was, and is just to good for that. Admit it, if you took the time to read the about the Author, your jealous at this point. You are so Jealous, that you will probably stop reading at any moment. Like right now. Or now. Still reading? Good! Five points for determination.
Warning to the reader
This book is filled with some of the finest poetry you will read in your regular life. You might read some better poetry in the afterlife, but that is only because Jake Metzler's poetry gets better the second time you read it. Try not to overdose on awesomeness. This book will literally blow your mind, so make sure you keep a towel near, for leaking gray matter. Have fun reading Metzler's awesome book of awesomeness.