A day to day devotional to surving whatever life throws at you.
Daniel Turner is a man among many, though unique in ways unfathomable to mortal minds. When he chald, he not raised by Chuck Norris, but his mother's nuturing hand was camparable. When he was [insert age here] he worked diligently as a cashier at El Salido Pool. But he refuses to be known as this man. Daniel Turner will one day be known as the man who raised himself above all other cashiers that stood before him and became employee of the month in June, 2011. Daniel Turner's love for money and power has led him to greatness and will continue to demonstrate this greatness when the world is overtaken by zombies and he is the sole survivor. These are his pearls of wisdom.