Theorems of Human Relations 101 - How to get along with people

This partial list of truths of getting along with real people on a daily basis was written for everyone's enjoyment. There is no semblance of order. If you have documentation that one or more of these absurdities are not public domain, contact me and I will include proper credits in a future edition. Any additional theorems will be greedily accepted as free gifts and included in future editions within reasons of taste.