I'm the only female in a home of 3 boys, 1 husband, 1 dog and 1 bird. I'm pretty sure the 5 fish are all males too. If you were to follow me around for a day (If only you were so lucky!), you would hear me bark, "Get your finger out of your nose!" and "That's enough—no more burping...you can TOO help it!" at least 379 times. Truth be told, though, I wouldn't trade the boogers and burps for all the Barbies in the world.